johnlockedness:

shersock:

di-dishy:

Your mother was a hamster!

AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES
i did it. i fucking cosplayed the french guard from monty python and im proud of myself.

This is the best cosplay in the history of cosplay

johnlockedness:

shersock:

di-dishy:

Your mother was a hamster!

AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES

i did it. i fucking cosplayed the french guard from monty python and im proud of myself.

This is the best cosplay in the history of cosplay

 
 
 
 
 
 

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction)

 
 

actingisdreaming:

I wanna perform on broadway
I wanna do eight shows a week and spend almost all my time at the theatre
I wanna hear the audience go quiet as the lights go down and the overture begins to play
I wanna spend hours waiting to audition
I wanna get the chance to perform at the tony awards
I wanna work with people that are as driven as i am
I wanna be a broadway actor

 
 

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

(Source: sizvideos)

 
 
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)

 
 
 
 
haley420:

goldenclitoris:

there is nothing I don’t like about this gif

chinchillllaaa

haley420:

goldenclitoris:

there is nothing I don’t like about this gif

chinchillllaaa

(Source: thecatsmustbecrazy)